Thursday, July 9, 2009

Layoff 2009: Gen-X Survival Guide part 1

Layoff 2009: Gen-X Survival Guide part 1

Part One: Suddenly a Statistic


So it's 2009 and you've just spent the past 15 years or so either working, going to school (partying), or pursuing your chosen profession.

You were one of the most experienced guys in the office and confident in your job security. Life inside a yellow and purple cubicle at a major internet company was pretty good. Twin 60inch plasma screens in the lunch room? check. Foosball tables? check. Crazy stories & shocking revelations?? *see confidentiality agreement =)

You had just completed some pretty expensive training on the company dime and were ready settle in for an easy summer of NCAA Women's softball archives, Nascar press conferences, and Disney electronic press kits. Skating down easy street,

Until...



One day, as you walk into the office with your sack lunch and designer messenger bag in tow, your boss and security are waiting for you at the front door.

"Can you come with us please?"

There is no mistake as to where you are going now: to an unmarked conference room, located outside the secure interior of the office to meet with 'HR' Nice touch.

Scenes like this have played out a million times, just this year in the United States.

Suddenly, I too am an unemployment statistic.

The neat, clean, and concise pink slip read something like: 'As you have been informed'..'your position has been eliminated' "career transition", "future endeavors", etc, etc.


Now what?

Don't Panic, Get a Grip!

It's bad news, but not the end of the world. If you got lucky and received severance benefits or even if you didn't, take advantage of this sudden time off to unwind, relax, and get some rest. This is key.

Getting laid-off is a major life event, yes. But you've most likely been busting your tail for years and perhaps slowly losing touch with reality in the process. Take some time off, get some sleep, and enjoy yourself for once. When the shock wears off; take a long, careful look at yourself, your goals, and where you'd like to go next professionally. Most of the people I know who have been laid-off earlier this year say that it was the best thing that ever happened to them, from a motivational standpoint. Just the kick they needed, so to speak.

The daily grind of work tends to separate professionals from the activities and people that they love. Now that you've got some serious spare time on your hands, get out, see the country, visit family, and plug back into the reason you were working in the first place. Take a road trip.

Layoff 2009 Gallery

I bought my tickets to the Bonnaroo music festival the day after I received my layoff notice. Needless to say, Bonnaroo was the ultimate way to relax after over a decade of continuous employment. I took 12 days and drove cross-country from Dallas to Nashville to New York City to Atlanta and back to Dallas. I visited friends along the way and made a few new ones. Vacation is exactly what I needed to reset myself


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The droning routine of professional life can tend to make people lose touch. Networking can get you everywhere, especially while you are searching for a new gig. Plug back in and start talking to people.

Get Back In Shape

You'll be competing against kids half your age for jobs, better be sharp, better LOOK sharp. It seems that everyone is on a fad diet of some sort these days, but seriously. It's well past time to get your body and your mind back in order. It's never too late to feel great and look good again. The stress and rigors of life are much easier to tackle from a place of health. And besides, looks count, no doubt.


The competition for jobs is fierce with so many job seekers. Although it shouldn't really matter, your appearance can make or break your job chances sometimes. I'm not talking about getting juiced up and hitting the gym hours per day or starving yourself.

I'm talking about finding some form of physical activity or sport that you love and getting out there. The gym isn't for everyone. That's ok. Play soccer, ride bikes, whatever- just get active. It does wonders.

Get yourself moving and you'll be surprised at how fast you can get back into decent shape with a little effort. Eat less, exercise more. It works.

Wellness looks fantastic

What next?

stay tuned

Thursday, May 7, 2009

BMX Stuff

Rider Lifestyle Zine


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Austin Flatland Jam! Write-Up Below

Gallery: Now Posted

Video: Now Posted

Promo: Now Posted

If there is a modern day version of York in the progression of flatland, the Texas scene is certainly in contention for the title. Some of the best riders to ever grace BMX have made Texas their home..or at least made a BMX pilgrimage to Texas.

Austin has been the soul of Texas BMX for over 20 years. What started with the legendary Trend Bike Source way back when, has evolved into one of the most progressive and most talented pool of BMX riders anywhere.

Sunday in Austin riders came from as far as Canada to bust a move inside Austin´s version of Mecca, the OG parking garage. Flatlanders old and new spun, flipped, and hung five as members of the BMX brotherhood. There was no prize money, no judges, and no pressure. Just the best flatlanders in North America progressing the sport and having the ride of their lives.

The Texas riders in attendance were more than happy to show their Canadian brethren exactly how Austin does flatland.

In the house and going OFF, were names like Kenny Boucher, Amahl Abdul Khaliq, Diego Tajada, Johnny Tamaya, Prasheel Gopal, Alex Poirier, Scott Ditchfield, EZ Chris, Adam DiClaudio, and Mr. London himself- Will..making a rare appearance and taking a break from welding frames -showing everyone what 4130 perfection looks like.

Also in attendance were Chadwick, Jim McKay, Chris Balles, and the organizer himself -Rad Dad Mark Dandridge from BMX Freestyler.image
I've never met anyone with as much enthusiasm for our sport and with as much energy as Mark. He films, interviews, organizes, and has some serious flatland skills in his own right. Keep up the good work sir.

Flatland done right, deep in the heart of Texas.

Check out the gallery for some of Sunday´s action, and stay tuned to Global-Flat.com for the video highlights of the Austin Jam..coming soon! Next up Toronto, JoMoPro, and York Jam..see ya there!

Photos: Austin Jam Gallery

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***UPDATE:

Back From Indy!

"...We came, We Saw, We Froze"

Aaron Frost, X-footed

Pro and AM Jam Video Highlights Now Posted

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*WATCH Am HERE


*DOWNLOAD Both HERE


*SEE the Gallery HERE



Got Bikes?


ROAD TRIP!!

We are gearing up and flying out to Indianapolis this Saturday to cover the Red Bull Fight With Flight BMX Flatland Jam

We'll be in the house all day Saturday shooting high def video and photos for Global-Flat.com

If you and your crew are gonna be in Indy and wanna be in the video or you've got a trick that the world must see, hit us up and we'll something up.

See ya Saturday!



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North Texas Flatland ReMix!


A special thanks to Scott Ditchfield and crew for the session and clearance to shoot. It's been way too long since my last flatland session with friends.

Scott and I rode together for years back in the day and I learned most of my base skill from the guy. Scott's doing pretty well for himself and is finally under contract with a professional freestyle touring group. I'd trade my cubicle at Yahoo! to ride my bike for a living any day. I missed my old riding buddies. I'm glad to see the guys truly livin' the dream like Cru Jones. RAD

4130 Represent!

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Is Like Crack For Gen-X

Attack Of The Eighties! BMX, Flatland Freestyle In Texas, Fall 1987, Hurst, Texas, RollingGeorge.com by you. Guys like this cool dude from 1987, are my age now..around 34 years old. We grew up on BMX and skateboarding, Swatch watches, and The Search For Animal Chin. Tony Hawk is a rock star now and Mat Hoffman has his own video game. Time flies in the Digital Age.

And we have jobs now..and Ebay.

Buying 'vintage' things like Swatches, and toys you always wanted as a kid on Ebay is almost like drugs. Instant gratification, via UPS, of almost any material desire. It's like the Jetsons..Give me a '87 GT Pro Freestyle Tour, Team Model please. Spacley Sprockets

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And in three to seven working days you receive your eighties BMX treasure and start practicing your Miami Hop Hops again. Viva Martin Aparijo!! Where in the world is the Chairman Of The Board of Freestyle?? Donde esta' Martin??

Martin Aparijo, Pedal-Picker, GT World Tour 1988, RollingGeorge.com by you.Maybe we should ask Eddie Fiola?


Eddie Fiola, Fakie Air, GT World Tour, 1987 by you.

Bikes like Eddie's up there..go for hundreds of dollars in Ebay auctions. It's great to see those old bikes..nearly factory fresh..long lost on a boat somewhere for twenty years.

Some of the greatest memories of my life are from the seat of a Flatland bike.

Some of the stuff kids are doing on bikes now is insane. Tricks once only possible in video games, are now performed in competition all over the world.

I'm happy to be a long time member of the BMX family and I still love riding my bike. I'm getting my second wind in my mid thirties and I can't wait to combine my recently improved Yoga skills with my Flatland skills. Is it April yet?

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"I Drove 3,000 Miles To Ride My Bike In a Parking Lot!"

1/6/09 BRAND NEW VIDEO & GALLERY

Video:Preview North Texas Flatland, Winter '09

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Old school meets new school

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Flatland On Campus, University Of North Texas by you.

Parking Lot Attendants, York Jam, 2002

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By: George A. Ten Eyck

I've talked about this in previous articles, but from my earliest memories, freedom to me, was found while riding my bicycle. From the first few feet I rode my 70's BMX hand-me-down, I always loved the freedom and peace of riding my bike. Before I could drive a car to see the outside world, my small sphere of places within walking distance was instantly expanded to as far as I could pedal. My great adventures, trouble, mischief, and fond memories all involve Chromoly Steel, 20inch rims and lots of skinned knees, elbows, and shins.

I'm George and I am a life-long BMX rider.

BMX bikes always played a role in my life but in the Fall of 1986, BMX Freestyle moved to the forefront of what would define me, my activities, and my entire being for a better part of 20 years. Everything changed in my extracurricular activity world when I saw the 80's cult classic film, Rad. Rad had a really cheesy storyline and even worse acting in retrospect, but if polled, most BMX riders will agree that it was the opening titles and the end credits of the film that drew them to become BMX riders.

Although the majority of the plot-line of Rad involves racing oriented action, the credits section of Rad is 100% Freestyle and was FAR more interesting to me than racing. Freestyle BMX owes its roots and equipment to BMX racing, but really the similarities and personalities of the riders end right there. Don't get me wrong here, I was friends with lots of BMX racers because there were so few BMX guys back then. We had to stick together- despite our differences.

BMX Freestlyers, (or Riders as they are known in the present school of cool) have a bond, a drive, and a fraternity all to themselves. I am proud to say that I belong to that fraternity of; 4130 Chro-Mo, 100psi tires, Gyros, pegs, free-coasters and adrenaline-filled craziness. Ultimate freedom to me was riding my bike down the street, usually on one wheel, sometimes with no hands, sometimes backwards, or upside-down, turning heads and stopping traffic all the while.

I fully realize that deep down (Flatlanders especially) shy away from public displays or showing off. It's a personal pride thing on some levels, but it also has to do with the exhibitionists that many freestyle riders are.


Freestyle to me is a combination of personal challenge, discipline, fitness, and exhibitionism. I have no problem admitting this. I am proud to call myself a rider. Something that gives me personal pride is the modern resurgence of BMX in the media, on TV, and in video games. It is truly a surreal experience to see my adolescent heroes FINALLY earn fame and fortune in a sport that we all love so dearly.

Some of my best memories involve riding along side some of the very characters who you can choose to play 'as' in Playstation games today. ( IE: Matt Hoffman's Pro BMX, etc) Back in the day of an almost dead BMX industry, before any TV coverage and way before ESPN got into the mix- Freestyle competitions were more like a reunion than an Olympic event. Am's and Pro's alike rode on the same ramps and thrashed through the same city streets at 3 o'clock in the morning and rode 'til dawn together as brothers in the 20 inch fraternity. Two riders in particular stand out to me and are legends in the BMX world today.

Rewind to Austin, Texas, Earth Day 1990, and to a BMX mail-order shop that almost single-handedly kept Freestyle on life support through those lean years. I'm talking of course about the now defunct Trend Bike Source. Back then it was located on Jolleyville Road in the heart of Austin in a tiny industrial space. It wasn't much, but the ramp/street section Tina and the gang set up behind Trend was the stuff of legend. It was a tiny store and an even smaller parking lot. Only people who were there can relate to what I'm talking about. It was there that I first met Mat Hoffman, the undisputed, all time, King of Vert. To us, way back in 1990, Hoffman was a god.

"The Condor"  Mat Hoffman, mid-flight, Oklahoma City by you.

The moment I saw that crazy look in Hoffman's eyes up close, I knew that everyone in that tiny Trend parking lot would see something incredible that day. Also present at this particular contest- (Iron Man) were the likes of Dennis McCoy, Vic Murphy, Pete Augustin, Brad Blanchard, and far more than I can remember.

Present also were my crew, the many great riders of Dallas/Fort Worth. Most of which would go on to greater things in Flatland. IE: some of today's finest flatland riders, the owner of London Bikes, and the filmmaker behind the recent flatland epic Elusion. We were all there and all in awe of the things we witnessed done on BMX bikes that we never thought possible.

Aside from my Hoffman memories are also memories of riding down the streets of Austin, Texas with Dennis McCoy and attempting to keep up. I liken it to a high school golf kid trying to keep up with Tiger Woods. It was amazing to see how talented that dude was and amazing to ride beside him while he did Hang Fives at 40mph down the steepest hills in Downtown Austin. Those are the kinds of things I think of when I remember my time as a Freestlye rider. I loved every second and still hop on my bike at least once a week. I find that most of my tricks are still there and the high that I got way back then from riding is as potent as ever.

Every time I see BMX on TV or see an old BMX pal, I get the urge to get on my bike and THRASH. The person who I am today and the industry which I chose to make my living within is directly related to the great riders who came before me and brought Freestyle to everyone.

Video wise, I'm speaking mainly to the masters behind the Dorkin' In York video series; The Plywood Hoods. Also I can't forget the greatness that is Eddie Roman- The master behind classics like AggroMan and Ride Like a Man.

Those videos defined the direction which my riding went. I'll never forget what motivated me way back then. Industry wise- Mat Hoffman and Hoffman Bikes lead the movement of rider-owned companies and really legitimized our sport on TV and took BMX global. My favorite bike ever is still the Hoffman EP. Wish I could get another one!

It was a group of not-so-average white kids from York, Pennsylvania who changed the world of BMX forever. The Plywood Hoods took what they knew about break dancing and combined it with their love of BMX and poof Dorkin’ In York provided the definition of modern Flatland. With their limited knowledge of technology and filmmaking they set out and invented a new style of BMX riding and a revolution in the way that riders got motivated to learn new tricks and advance their two-wheeled quest.

Thanks to Eaton, Roman, Jones, McCoy, Hoffman, Haro, and all of the great riders that made Freestyle what it is today -on TV, in magazines, and on game consoles everywhere.


Ride On!

George T.

Flatlander, Broadcast Engineer

Yahoo! Inc




BMX Godfathers

by: George A. Ten Eyck




While chilling around the office last weekend I was watching a great documentary about the history of BMX called Joe Kid On a Stingray. As I saw the birth of a sport being told on the TV screen, I remembered my own inspiration to climb onto a BMX bicycle for the first time and set out on my own.

In 1981 I lived in a nice middle class neighborhood outside of Detroit called Berkley. Spread around my block, were mostly older kids. I was considered a late arrival, or the unplanned baby in my family and my sisters were much older than me. There were two girls my age that lived next door, but there weren’t many other kids my age around.

Often, my only male influence, besides my dad, were the older kids on the block. Most of them had dirtbikes or mopeds. They were all pretty cool to me growing up and taught me the basics like hoops, batting, throwing and chicks. A few older kids in my neighborhood still rode BMX bikes and had incredible skill for mere neighborhood hoods.

These dudes were the people I emulated most. The Wheelie King of my street, (Brookline) was a kid named Doug Kramer. What I remember was Doug's mastery of what we called “the catwalk” Basically a ‘catwalk’ is a pedaling wheelie.

The way Doug Kramer’s Mongoose looked as he wheelied down the block was the coolest thing I’d ever seen as a six year old. That one trick and that one punk kid gave me the inspiration to ride BMX from that point on. I later got WAY into BMX flatland and can pull off some tricks to this day that the neighborhood kids never imagined. crazy

BMX is so much more than a fad. BMX bike riding is and has been a way of life for decades. Football and Baseball aren’t the only games in town any more.

Just as many kids ride a bike or thrash a skateboard than play organized sports. BMX is everywhere these days including video games, ESPN, movies, and arena tours.

The sport once clichéd to death by "Extreme" this and X factor that, has lived on and grown strong. I am proud to be a BMX rider. Flatland is my strength and my life’s favorite challenge.

Live to Ride, Ride to Live. Thanks to Mark Eaton and Rob Thayer for bringing Flatland and BMX back to life for me. Joe Kid on a Stingray and Elusion are the perfect representations of our proud sport. Check them out today!


GT


Flatland in Texas, George mid-Decade by you.
Elevation Flatland Jam, Scott Ditchfield by you.

One day of glory...

Denton Record Chronicle, 1999

Attack of the Eighties!  1988 GT Pro Freestyle Tour by you.

George TenEyck, Junior High Flatland, Fall 1987, Hurst, Texas, RollingGeorge.com by you.



...On TV, Summer '93

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High School Days,

K-Mart parking lot,

Fort Worth, Texas circa 1992

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dorkin' At Work: Guru Jones


I was completely stressed at work tonight and decided to pop in a DVD to calm myself. Today in my messenger bag I had the Dorkin' In York DVD Box Set.

I popped in Dorkin' 4 and I must say, I'm still totally impressed. Even more so, in some cases because the footage is so much clearer on DVD.

Even footage from 10 years ago still contains a pretty familiar set of tricks. Most of the stuff Kevin was pulling ten years ago, is just now catching up in some cases. That's legendary.

That's right kids, Kevin Jones is still the King of Flatland after 20 years. As I went through the different eras of the Dorkin' videos I was really reminded of how authoritative Kevin Jones is as a rider. My favorite thing about Mind Blown Jones- is that in person, he's just a normal looking dude from Pennsylvania. You'd never know that the guy buying a Tasty Cake and Yoohoo has done things on a flatland bike a decade before you even dreamed about riding.

I really appreciate the new school flatland style, but I will always be partial to the classic style of the Plywood Hoods. It's the style of riding that inspired me the most over the years and if I can pull one trick with the authority that Kevin Jones throws into every move, then I feel like I've accomplished something. I'm working my way back up to double decades and mega-spin to preverted..watch out Expert Class!

Next up, breaking in my latest Sick Child and learning Dennis McCoy's flatland run from 1989..talk about an impressive sumbitch..I rode down the streets of Austin with this guy doing Hang-Five's at 30mph and manuals along the tops of random walls..Total control.

Ridden any flatland lately Dennis??

I'd pay to watch DMC bust out G-strig whiplashes, G-Turns, and hanglider-boomerang varations.

Team Haro # 1

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Tales From The Eighties! My journey from suburban Detroit to the Texas "Bible-Belt"

Tales from the 80’s:

Part One:








In the summer of 1984, my comfortable suburban existence was thrown into upheaval when my family relocated to an area about 10 miles North of Downtown Fort Worth called Lake Country Estates. Among the four siblings in my family, I was the only one not to be born in Texas. My family had originally moved to Detroit in the late Sixties when my dad transferred to General Motors corporate HQ for work.

Up until 1984, I had visited Texas, but my world didn't really extend past the distance I could ride on my BMX bicycle. My early years were pretty typical for a suburban white kid. We lived in a nice neighborhood city outside Detroit called Berkley. I rode bikes, took swimming lessons, and played little league baseball. Winters were frigid, but fun. I vividly remember donning the Napoleon Dynamite-style moon boots and walking a mile to school in the snow. There is no feeling in the world like being pelted on the head with frozen snowballs

Life was pretty simple, until the announcement. One day in early '84 a family meeting was called and it was announced that we would be selling our house and moving to Texas. I clearly remember the anxiety and sadness I felt at the prospect of moving away from everything I had ever known. I could not have imagined the culture shock and complete change that I was about to experience.

My family had always been comfortably part of the middle-class and my siblings and I were very well taken care of. When we moved to Texas, our status..or at least our surroundings changed dramatically. I went from a middle-class suburb of Detroit, to a high society neighborhood outside Fort Worth -rich with real estate development and BIG money. Kids I had grown up with previously had BMX bikes and maybe an Atari. Kids I met in Texas had Suzuki ATV's, trampolines, hot-tubs, ski boats, jet-skis, arcade games and every possible toy imaginable. These were rich people with private planes and condos in Colorado. The kids I knew back then were the sons and daughters of TV evangelists and hot-shot real estate tycoons.

On a side note: It's amusing to me to see present day parents freaking out about safety and being so protective of their kids. When I was a kid we rode around on ATV's, played with real swords/machetes, had pellet/BB guns, and played with fire and explosives on a daily basis. Good Times.

The biggest change of all for me came when I finally started school in the fall of '84 at a local private school Previous to attending this new school, I had a basic concept of God and knew what the bible was..but I had never actually read it. My family sometimes attended church on holidays, but I wasn't really exposed to religion AT ALL before that.

At the time it was a small private school whose school board chairman happened to be my uncle. Apparently, there was no debate as to where I would attend school once in Texas. Since my uncle had pull at the school, and my cousins both attended- I too was sent to the same school. I can't blame my parents for wanting a good education for me, but some of the things I would see and hear for the next 5 years at school were truly bizarre. The intentions were good, but my early exposure to such religious fervor turned me into a 10 year old skeptic and truly shaped me into the person I later became.

My new school was the outgrowth of a Southern Baptist church of the same name. When I started school, I went from zero, to full-on-Jesus in a matter of weeks. Southern Baptists have a very dramatic way about them and they are deadly serious about the fire and brimstone which they preach. You've probably seen the type I'm referring to on TV..The faith healing, the speaking of tongues and the demonization of all things deemed "secular" Picture a cross between the town in Footloose and the mega-church portrayed in the film Saved.

From the very beginning I was taken aback by the strange things I was told and the 'evils' I was warned about. Amongst some of the more creative admonitions were that Smurfs were Satanic.-because Papa Smurf practiced black magic, He-Man was also evil -more magic. My friend’s parents gathered up all of the He-Man action figures one day and trashed them all. WTF? Cabbage Patch kids were also not to be trusted..And forget about pop music, also deemed secular and wrong.

The funny thing was that I blew it all off and laughed in the face of the Smurf haters. My parents weren't religious at the time. The weirdness at school NEVER translated to my home life. It is quite possible that I sub-consciously became an excellent actor during grades 4 thru 8.

Despite my protests, my parents kept me in the school and I played along the best I could. Part of the game at this particular school was confrontational evangelism. When I wasn't acting Christian enough or was having problems in school I was constantly confronted about my beliefs and questioned as to whether I 'knew the lord." I still find the practice irritating to this day. I do not question the intentions-just the methods.

All I could say to this new found foolishness was..really? I can't tell you how odd it was, even as a 9 year-old, to hear such ridiculous things coming from totally serious adults. We had weekly church services at school and studied and memorized the bible as part of our daily curriculum. Our studies of history, science and world events never strayed outside of approved boundaries. We had guest speakers and guest evangelists on a weekly basis. At one point some champion jump-rope guy was to set a world record for longest continuous jump-rope session. He was part of the "jumping for Jesus' campaign. Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up.

To be continued:

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Dog Pound, Cee Lo, and The King of Zamunda

Just a quick note to whom it may concern:

By: George A. Ten Eyck

His mama called him Clay, I'ma call him Clay...


Growing up in the early nineties there were far fewer choices for entertainment and information as there are today. IE: No internet No Direct TV. Back then there were much fewer, but much higher quality programs on the TV airwaves.

One of the staples of my television youth was the Arsenio Hall show. This show competed directly with the big boys of late night and in the same time slot as Johnny Carson. The other important detail of the show was that it was syndicated and mostly aired on UHF, Fox, and UPN affiliates. Those were some of the few channels my rabbit ears picked up consequently..I was almost a fan of Arsenio (and Fox TV for that matter) by technical default.

Back in the late eighties and early nineties, The Tonight Show’s of the world were your dad’s talk shows. The hosts were old and so was the comedy. The Arsenio Hall Show belonged to my generation, however. (genX) The Arsenio show had the coolest guests, the best musical acts like Radiohead, Snoop Dog, and even President Clinton. Bill Clinton jamming with the Arsenio band on the Saxophone was an historic moment and will forever be seared into my memory. Arsenio Hall’s show was smart, funny, edgy, and totally hip.

In this very yawn-worthy shuffle of late night hosts recently, IE: Jimmy Fallon taking Conan’s spot and O’brien taking Leno’s stale chair, I’d like to see Arsenio back on the air with a talk show or interview show….Arsenio Hall taking over for Larry King in a few years sounds cool to me. What do you think?? Also want to give a shout out to the 'others' in late night comedy. Carson Daily, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jon Stewart are the future of late night television.

PS:

I had a revelation while watching Coming To America today. CeeLo the soul singing voice of Gnarls Barkley could totally stand in for the actor who sang the tune, “she’s your queen to be” in that magnificent falsetto voice to the crowd at Hakeem’s engagement gala. Just let Yo Soul Glooooowww. Click on Cee-Vader to see the clip from the great Coming to America.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Microsoft vs. Yahoo! a relieved employee speaks

In beautiful fashion this weekend, Monopoly Kings-Microsoft withdrew their unsolicited under-bid for our proud company. Never in the history of public opinion would more negative backlash have resulted if Vista-Pushers Microsoft, took over mellow-giant Yahoo! There is very obvious negative sentiment in the world amongst many computer users and professionals towards Microsoft.

Reality is sometimes very similar to those very amusing Apple Ads with screen mates PC and Mac quibbling over which is better. Several years ago there was international bad press levied against Microsoft for the anti-trust allegations in the US and EU over Windows monopoly and forcing software upon users. Most of the sentiment was well founded.

Even common people sometimes have a negative opinion of Microsoft from years of unstable platforms..like Windows ME, and grand new platforms like Vista that don’t perform any better than previous versions. The public isn’t exactly in love with Microsoft, despite X BOX.
Let's not forget the entire Open Source community. The reason open source is so powerful is because of people with an innovative and independent drive. Many advances in technology are a direct effort against proprietary software makers like Microsoft. Like it or not, public opinion shapes demographic habits. That includes internet habits.

If Microsoft had taken over Yahoo! in a hostile manner, public opinion would have certainly neutralized any user gains Microsoft could have increased by combining our two internet operations. Then, two huge companies would be down to one, and lots of very skilled employees would be out of work. That doesn’t seem to be in any parties interest here.

People like Yahoo! because the companies history is a great success story. Two college roommates form a Fortune 500 company in their spare time? Worldwide business partnerships and billions of dollars all done in a decade, is impressive.

People also like what Yahoo! does and they do it. Yahoo! has news, entertainment, video, music, maps, personals, live sports, Nasa, games, movies, food, travel, the list goes on. Yahoo! holds it’s own in business and on the web.

Despite antsy stockholders, Yahoo! is an innovator and an industry leader in the new media business, in my opinion. I have worked in the media industry for almost a decade and have never seen an organization that was as scrappy or as lucrative. I’ve personally seen this company from the inside and understand its strength.

Working for Yahoo’s webcasting unit is the best gig I’ve ever had and a high point in my career. I happen to be a stockholder as well as an employee of Yahoo!

Simple shareholders could never understand what its like to work for one of the coolest companies ever, (since Richard Bransen’s Virgin empire).

I am proud of my work and I hope that I have the fortune of growing with this great company well into the future. I am so relieved that my proud employer wasn’t cannibalized this week by another monster corporation trying to steal Yahoo’s good Karma.

Exhale

Monday, April 28, 2008

Phat Not Fat





So about 18 months ago I woke up one day and realized I was run down, tired, bored, lethargic and fat. Over the course of 18 months I gained 30 pounds, lost the function of my thyroid temporarily and had a discolored, fatty liver that deeply concerned my family Doc. Was this simply due to being married or getting older??

The answer turned out to be a resounding NO!! A combination of diet, work schedule, and sleep schedule were solely to blame. Diet: There are two things in my regular diet that I changed and never looked back.

The first and most important change was portion control. I never really thought about how much I was eating before-calories wise. I think that the transition to eating less was more of a psychological process than a physical one. It was a matter of feeling fine while eating less. Cleaning your plate at dinner was a really bad habit that I’m really not sure where I picked up. It is very simple, once full..stop eating!! Seems elementary but it actually took some thought to accomplish. I've also completely reevaluated the things I was putting in my body. I've cut processed meats, cut sodium, and stopped drinking soda. Another important change was listening to my body. There are certain things that I just can't eat or digest and still feel ok. It is so important to know your body and listen to it! It's smarter than you think. Which leads us to the next major change in my diet
SOY PRODUCTS, ARE NOT HEALTHY FOR MEN!!!!
The next major change in my diet was the elimination of soy products. I really had no idea until I spoke with a pharmacist and nutritionist and did a little research on the web concerning the detrimental effects of soy products in men.
I’ve had a history of trouble with milk products so needless to say I was hitting the soy milk pretty hard. I was eating it on cereal and drinking it throughout the day. I was also taking protein supplements that contained soy. NOT GOOD!! I’ll provide a link to the specifics, but it basically boils down to soy products being a natural thyroid function inhibitor. Which means my digestion and metabolism were suppressed to a crawl.

This lack of metabolism lead to lethargy, fatty liver, and MAJOR reduction of testosterone in my system. The reduction of my naturally occurring hormones caused my libido to disappear, zapped my motivation and helped pack on an extra 30 pounds. I maxed out at just over 230. Today I’m hovering at the 192 mark.
I've started hitting the Reebok eliptical way more often and I've been getting out to the park more often as well. I can't remember the last time I ran for anything! My return to fitness was sparked by a week without a car in San Francisco. Hills , posh running shoes, and a sweet 35mm camera did it for me! The beautiful bay area weather and the California sun are totally responsible for the return of my motivation. I've also been doing some Yoga and working out with the Biggest Loser DVD which sounds crazy but actually works!!
I could still stand to be a bit lighter for my height, 5’8, but I’m glad to be back to what is normal for me. I feel better emotionally and physically. And I’ve had to buy new, smaller clothes and a new suit. What a tragedy right?